A Kids Menu designed to calm the parents

Clever wording at the top of the junior offering at the Mean Fiddler hotel:

"Our Kids Menu is designed with the happiness and health of your child in mind. All food is prepared fresh on the premises for your child's wellbeing. If you feel your child will eat their vegetables, we will be happy to provide a small portion of mixed vegetables complimentary."

The menu as such is nothing remarkable, but the reassurance for parents stands out...